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ego-fart

Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others.
Although his friends quickly rolled down the car windows, Shane was so full of himself, he took a big, proud whiff of his smelly ego-fart.
by Josh Dingus December 2, 2004
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fart goblin

n. generic insult meaning any stupid individual. It has it origins in Mike Judge's siminal cartoon "Beavis and Butthead". See also "Fart Knocker", "Ass Munch", and "Dillweed/ Dill Hole".
by Psycho Miko May 6, 2006
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fart dust

fart dust is microscopic and/or visible bits of feces expelled from the rectum. Feces accumulates on the sphincter after wiping the buttocks because of the wrinkles of the sphincter. Feces dries and when a person farts/expells gas the sphincter opens slightly and the wrinkles open and allow the dried feces to fall and be blown out. Dr. Chuck of The Virginia Fecal Institute performed many experiments to prove the existence of fart dust despite many disbelievers but proved without a shadow of a doubt that it in fact existed. With the help of a "volunteer", he had the test subject fart on a clean sheet of printer paper and the fart dust materialized. Fart dust does not occur with peoples who use baby wipes or bidets for cleansing their buttocks after bathroom use.
Joe awoke hacking up fart dust after Harold farted in his open mouth.
by Charles Golay February 21, 2009
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fart-sack

the good fart-sack is mine,you can have the world war one vintage bag its bear proof.
by dang May 8, 2003
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spray fart

A projectile fart of a certain liquid and sonic magnitude.
"Did you rip ass?"
"Yeah, Spray Fart"

"The Ric just spray farted. I think he's in the bathroom checking for stains"

*Alternate spelling: spray faht
by jesse March 9, 2005
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fart patrol

When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.
I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.
by Lesloo March 21, 2008
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Constipated fart

The inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the anus.

Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter
I didn't know if I had a constipated fart or not, so I sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. Therefore, I pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.
by Alekatie June 25, 2010
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