Cracker

1)Something that Professional Parrots try to avoid/stay sober from

2)a Drug that is offered by mysterious strangers that resembles crack...

mysterious stranger - hey you, wanna but a cracker?

professional parrot - I'M TRING TO GIVE THAT UP GOD DAMMIT!!

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

cracker jap

A white person obsessed with Japanese culture.

"I'm late for the anime convetion!" yelled the obnoxious cracker jap.

by Kevy April 5, 2004

cracker with cheese

Ryan Novak

Ryan: You guys are such crackers!
Cristen and Diane: Oh yea? Well you're a cracker with cheese!

by Elf February 27, 2004

cracker

A cracker is a white person who has committed an act of bitchassness. A white male/female who has been offensive in a manner that requires them to be called a bitch but cracker adds a little versatility to the reaction of the person who is the victim of the white person's bitchassness act.

A black person is in line at the icecream truck and tells his friend he wants to get a fudge bar; the icecream man announces to the line that there is one left. A white person in fron of him hears him tell his friend he wants to get a fudge bar and decides that he should be the one to get that last fudge bar; knowing damn well he wanted a creamsicle. The white person gets the fudge bar to deliberately piss of the black person. The black person turns to his friend and says "what THee fuck, did you just see what this fuckass cracker did?"

by MagnificaChella March 5, 2009

cracker

A Name that Black Male/Female may call a person of the white race.
The Name Cracker NEVER offends a white person EVER. Because Cracker is hardly a offensive name.

Black Male: Hey yo Cracker you best be givin me yo green or get steppin out my territory.

White Male: Why?

Black Male: Why? ill tell you why you cracker ass chump, cos ill snuff yo ass if you dont give me yo cash or get runnin bitch.

White Male: erm i think ill pass on both n just carry on walkin man, n cracker dont offend me so just call me something offendin next time you see me

Black Male: fuck you *BANG BANG BANG* HAHAHA CRACKER ASS FOOL ill just take dat shit from you then.

by Kid Valor August 19, 2008

cracked up

A person who is "high" on crack.

"dude i'm so cracked up right now!"

by itsjade January 22, 2009

Cracked Syndrome

Cracked Syndrome: what happens when a popular website with it's own original content features comics, articles, or videos from other sites. The featured content is the worst of the victim site's content, either done by the host site on purpose in order to make their content better, or, in rare cases, because they actually like what they're featuring.

Originates from Cracked.Com who seem to host the worst of the 'White Ninja' and the 'Daisy Owl' comics, completely turning their readers off from both series'.

Well, the last minute was pretty much uneeded, but the actual sketch was good. Judging by the comments though, this already has Cracked Syndrome.

by Koth April 30, 2009