come correct

To have an orgasm without making any errors, to ejaculate according to the accepted norm.

My girlfriend is giving me an oral test, I hope I come correct!

by Madmann October 10, 2005

poop the come out of my ass

Usually used to confuse someone, or degrade them, by saying that they are the poop the come out of my ass.

Phrase founded by a n00b on zenhexand now used by many.

Person1: Why do you not like me?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: I luv GC!!!
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: Are you listening?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

etc...

by Shimmer March 6, 2005

when wiznorst comes to wiznorst my pizneople come fiznirst

bros before hoes

by buss December 9, 2002

Come

the IMPROPER and WRONG way to spell CUM.
there is no such word as come...it doesn't exist. only CUM.

get it right..

Instead of, "yeah im gonna come over right now," its "yeah im gonna CUM over right now" and always always always remember when someone says thank you, you say "WELCUM"

by JiizzyJake November 21, 2010

coheed and cambria

1.)A poor excuse for a rock band. Claiming to be progressive rock they appeal to emos who grew up in suburbia and cut themselves. While their supporters claim they are similar to Rush, their music is not nearly as progressive or influential. their lead singer, Claudio Sanchez, has hair that is larger than his head. This is why he has no talent, because it is all used in the effort to maintain such a stupid and "alternative" haircut. In fact, the tiny amount of talent Sanchez has is directly proportional to his penis size. No one in this band has enough talent to carry the guitar pick of the likes of Kirk Hammett or Slash. And the singing can be compared to a garbage disposal. Oh and claudio sanchez needs to be deported

2.homosexual band(s)

3. A group containing probable illegal immigrants

Hey did you go to the emo show yesterday?

No, all those bands are Coheed and Cambria.

3. Look at those guys at Home Depot!

Yeah, Coheed and Cambria for sure.

by Charles Burnside March 10, 2008

The Comedian

When receiving fellatio, as you begin to climax you tell a joke and your semen comes out your partner's nose.

I totally pulled the Comedian on Bejan last night, I spooged right through his nose.

by L. Dog September 30, 2006

come to jesus

When a person masturbates in front of a picture of jesus.

"Where'd Billy go?"
"I just saw him walking into the bathroom with a joho book, guess he's gonna come to jesus."

by Postal_in_Ontario December 19, 2008