Closeted Republican

A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial

My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

closed system

When a person goes off by themself with their laptop, primarily to the bathroom, sits on a towel, and proceeds to masturbate

Dude, did you make a closed system just now?

by PeachesNCream July 30, 2008

Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

Kyle Derosiers

Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.

by Kyle Derosiers January 27, 2007

Closet Odor

A closet odor is when a horrid stench pertrutes from the anus after getting slammed with an uncleansed penis. Most Closet Odor is seen in gay men.

Victoria Joy did you just get it up the bum because you smell like closet odor?

by Tertantha Bumitta July 27, 2006

Flossin' Like a Clausen

Used as a putdown towards pretty boys, especially those from California such as Jimmy and Casey Clausen, quarterbacks at Notre Dame and the University of Tennesse respectively. Most definitely not a compliment to be compared to one of those two.

Dude, look at Bentley with his manicured eyebrows. He's Flossin' like a Clausen. What a fag!

by Uncle Big Balls January 11, 2010

closet freak

a person who likes to get it on in a closet, or behind the scenes. But in public they are conservative, but always are thinking something perverted.

jeez, that nicole is one huge closet freak, but i'd tap that ass.

by Mastor Bator August 29, 2003

closed fist slap

A punch.

When bitches be tripping, you give them a closed fist slap.

by croppers July 31, 2011