free ice cream

The term used by guys to address a girl who's easy to get; a girl who is not that hot but who guys hook up with anyway because they don't have to work for her.

Think of your least flavor of ice cream. If someone offered it to you for free, would you take it? Probably. If you had to pay for it, would you still buy it? Probably not. This is how guys think of girls. If there's a flavor of ice cream they don't have to work for, they'll take it. If it's not worth working for, then they wont.

Guy: "So you going to get with sally tonight? She's not that hot."
Other guy: "Yea I know but that's some free ice cream right there, she's dying for my dick."

by hellohelloworld October 19, 2011

shake the creamer

Masturbating. Is the male equivalent of "flicking the bean".

-Sup bro, what are your plans for the day?
-Not much, imma shake the creamer and maybe take a shower later.

by crumble20 November 12, 2013

Shaking the creamer

When a guy shakes out the com from his dick

Girl 1: last night I saw my boyfriend shaking the creamer.😆
Girl 2: haha lol I can't believe you saw him do that😂

by Just talking real shit December 27, 2016

a nice cream

What the male Indian race refers to a female of the Indian race as being, (Indian slang for lovley lady)

hello bootyful, show bobs and vageen, u can have my curry, your a nice cream!

by Black daddy’s got hoes April 29, 2020

Boston Cream

The practice of spurting gonorrheic discharge ("gleet") into a vagina ("filling the doughnut"), and then eating it out. This is usually accomplished first by acquiring the bacteria neisseria gonorrhoeae from a promiscuous partner and letting it fester for a period of at least six weeks. Next, the unsuspecting female victim is wooed into engaging in sexual intercourse without ever having been told of the existence of the penile colony ("the Mayflower"). Finally, the vagina is filled with creamy yellowish hate (which ultimately oozes out much like a Boston Cream doughnut), to be enjoyed through a bit of cunnilingus.

"I gave her the Boston Cream last year, and after the lawsuit settles, I'm going to chow down on a second helping."

by monster.co.ck June 13, 2009

Ice Cream Sandwich

An action in sex, where a man ejaculates in between the breasts of a well endowed girl of brown-black skin tone, hence symbolizing the two sweet chocolate wafers and the gooey white center in between

I would love to give an ice cream sandwich to that black chick Mmmmmmmm!

by BlatantLie April 14, 2010

cream

to 'cream' oneself:
to ejaculate in ones pants because of an overwhelming feeling of excitement.

I saw a done up WRX at the lights with a hot ass guy in it, i nearly creamed myself right then and there.

by dancer01 April 21, 2005