choadochio

lying about ones' penis size and enlargement of same for every lie told, until penis cannot be normally contained in pants, etc

jan: he was a real choadochio, he didn't have much more than a piggie's tail...

such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009

Choadler

A dude at a party that is trying to hit on every girl.

"i don't know if I should tell Ray that Todd was groping Lisa and being a total choadler."

by Golden Olden April 4, 2010

chodabunny

a lover of chodabears

girl1: steve is sooo hot
girl2: what are you talking about? steve is a total chodabear
girl1: awe but he is so sweet. i wouldn't mind being his chodabunny.

by dudewtfbbqPENIS! April 5, 2010

Chodallini

To insert your chode into a steaming hot plate of tortellinis. Then you should have a string tortellinis on your chode. You then insert you penis into either a guy and a girls mouth (your preference) and have them eat you.

Joe just had an amazing chodallini last night. It tasted very good, but then it started bleeding because I bit too hard.

by A Vegan December 24, 2010

choadenitus

the condition of having a choad.

dude: hurry up and keep jerking!
chick: i cant get a good grip!
dude: i told you i have choadenitus!

by im-not-real August 29, 2010

Choadstroker

Any person who claims he/she is better than someone, when the are know to not be.

STFU Choadstroker

by Manny1223 October 13, 2010