woah caps lock

The act of typing a sentence without realizing the caps lock button was pressed until after the message has been sent.

Person: YEAH I KNOW, RIGHT?
Woah caps lock.

by monkeymanta April 13, 2009

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B December 24, 2007

Cap and Ball Torture

The illicit practice of not lubricating the cylinders on Cap and Ball Revolvers before firing.

Union Soldier 1: "Ole Henry over there is into Cap and Ball Torture"

Union Soldier 2: "That boy ain't right, Sam Colt and God didn't intend man to shoot dry!"

by WarFrog___935 April 4, 2023

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

Caps Lock Match

A screaming match that is written/typed. As in an instant messenger conversation.

Caps Lock Match

Sareena: YOU NEVER COME HOME!
Megan: I LIVE TOO FAR AWAY!

by Ashegan McDonald March 22, 2009

cap your bottle

zip your pants, pull up your skirt. think dirty, or not.

person1: *just got out of the ladies/men*
person1: * forgot to zip* hey.
friend1: hey! cap your bottle!
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lady to molester: pls cap your bottle. im not available.

by lieny December 26, 2008

All cap no facts

Cap, meaning fake or lies. No Facts, of course meaning no information.
This means that the person stating “all cap no facts” is saying you are lying, or being fake.

“You can turn into a dolphin? All cap no facts bro.”

by Goober_Hawthorne February 24, 2023