Camp Gordyland

A place where you send your kids so that you and your spouse can smoke your older children's confiscated drugs. Advertised as being a place to "make memories, make friends, and make a difference", in reality you only remember having entitled kids give you shit, making friends with other counselors over your hatred for the kids, and the kids making a difference in your life through your intensified desire to step in front of traffic on route 7.

"now that school is over, how do I get rid of my bitch ass kids?"
"Send them to Camp Gordyland!"

by Gordytouchesme July 31, 2017

Tennis camp

Residential or overnight , usually a month or longer, Drug and/or substance abuse rehabilitation center.

I got so bad on the yip (cocaine) that I ended up going to tennis camp in Malibu for 2 months.

by Trooftoof September 7, 2023

Camping wedgie

Camping in the heat with a swamp ass wedgie

John’s camping wedgie was so far up his swamp ass that it was painful

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Butt Camping

When you pitch a tent in someone’s ass over night.

Yeah, I think Craig and Zach went butt camping this weekend.

by Blace49 April 26, 2021

Camp Robin Hood

the best place on earth. i would rather be there then anywhere else with anyone else. this place has changed me and made me into a better person.

I go to Camp Robin Hood in New Hampshire it’s the best place ever.

by crh_scribe2023 November 9, 2019

Cadillac Camping

Camping In luxury and bringing more than you need.

Do we really need a gas generator for two nights in the woods?

Hell yeah! We are Cadillac Camping.

by Lil PP big heart March 31, 2021

Choir camp

The opposite of band camp, A place where choir kids, choir nerds, and choir freaks go to be themselves. You basically sing for five hours straight. And there’s a 60% chance that it’s next to a band camp.

I had so much fun at choir camp, we prank the band camp over there.

by Purpstar615 December 6, 2022