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Camp Gordyland

A place where you send your kids so that you and your spouse can smoke your older children's confiscated drugs. Advertised as being a place to "make memories, make friends, and make a difference", in reality you only remember having entitled kids give you shit, making friends with other counselors over your hatred for the kids, and the kids making a difference in your life through your intensified desire to step in front of traffic on route 7.

"now that school is over, how do I get rid of my bitch ass kids?"
"Send them to Camp Gordyland!"

by Gordytouchesme July 31, 2017