"I don't want to spend all day arguing with you, I just want to burger king it and get out of here."
by Collin Cannaday April 15, 2008
When you combine a Spicy Mc. Chicken with a Mc. Double, the key to happiness for around two dollars.
by ColoradoCannibal January 25, 2010
When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.
by nmajor89 February 06, 2016
by kjxl9 November 05, 2009
The Dirty Burger is when you shove raw hamburger meat into a girls asshole.
After you shove the meat in she then pushes it back out into a bowl or plate as if she's taking a shit. You then take the meat and form it into a hamburger patty and cook it on the grill to your liking, you then put it on a bun and eat it. You now have created The Dirty Burger.
After you shove the meat in she then pushes it back out into a bowl or plate as if she's taking a shit. You then take the meat and form it into a hamburger patty and cook it on the grill to your liking, you then put it on a bun and eat it. You now have created The Dirty Burger.
John - "hey Mary can we make The Dirty Burger?"
Mary - "What's The Dirty Burger?"
John - " The Dirty Burger is when I shove hamburger meat into your asshole and you push it back out and I make a hamburger out of the meat and eat it"
Mary - That sound really kinky let's try The Dirty Burger"
Mary - "What's The Dirty Burger?"
John - " The Dirty Burger is when I shove hamburger meat into your asshole and you push it back out and I make a hamburger out of the meat and eat it"
Mary - That sound really kinky let's try The Dirty Burger"
by ML69 October 25, 2020
Adj.=to be a burger of douch similar to a "douch bag" but more creative and more insulting. if you call someone a douch burger they should instantly realize that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and should manage their time with the person accordingly.
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i love internal bombings err
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.
by juan pe petuch July 15, 2010
When you take a shit on a toilet seat, then close the lid onto the pile of feces. Hence, creating a burger of poop.
by Mordai June 10, 2017