Brandon Baker

When you are a faggot and report shit on social media because your dry mangina is clogged with sand.

I seen someone talking shit about some Milbrandt guy on a Facebook page. At that point my sand filled mangina started to get sore even though I have been taking it strickly in the ass for weeks, so I Brandon Baker'd who ever posted that funny shit and it soothed the pain in my mangina.

by Riverrat69 May 13, 2018

brandon sherman

The most handsome man in the world

wow, that man looks like a Brandon Sherman

by Bsherm November 26, 2019

Brandon Del Rey

an internet warrior who thinks he scares people with his duped botnet.

Brandon Del Rey - you fucking nerd i will end you.
Innocent Roleplayer - oh no, brandon ddosed me. looks like i'll have to go outside.

by Big Brandon Del Rey October 25, 2018

Big Black Brandon

The guy you don't want to see when you open the church doors.

I opened the church doors and Big Black Brandon was waiting right behind them.

by ConfusingLemon February 24, 2017

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

by Brandon Zhang January 19, 2007

brandon hofus

matches perfectly with an ally tresatti.

chubby bunny.

"ally, you look good with brandon hofus" - kim bawkey.

by ylla ittasert August 17, 2009

Let’s go Brandon

Something Trump ball suckers say after they finish a big glass of his semen.

“I love the taste of Trump cum. Do you have anymore? Let’s go Brandon.”

by Zapruder_313 October 28, 2021