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Marvel Boner

Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.
Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!
by Toonis May 31, 2018
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Compassion Boner

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.
She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.
by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016
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Rug Boner

When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.
Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...
by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 14, 2011
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boner veins

When you’re so buff, you have veins leading down to your dick. This was a term coined by the ex vine star Cody Ko.
Woah, Chad has boner veins now?
by Peoplewithcommonsense August 10, 2021
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Arm boner

What you get when you someone slightly touches your arm. Your arm then proceeds to tense up and flings straight up in the air.
Alaura slightly touched my arm, and I got an arm boner! I broke his nose!
by Mmmmmpoopymichelle May 21, 2011
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Curry boner

a boner you have over tim curry mostly in rocky horror even if your straight
i was watching rocky horror and got a curry boner all of a sudden
by PAPA VEGETA May 6, 2018
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stoke boner

A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."

or

"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017
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