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love boat 

On a nice Friday Evening, one may choose to indulge themselves in a nice love boat. This is where you go to the graveyard and dig up the bodies of 1000 dead women. You should then continue to chop up their bodies and make a raft out of their intestines which you will use to float down a river of their blood and other bodily fluids. You will then have sex with each and every one of their eye sockets while eating their gall bladders. As defined by Holmes.
Hey babe, you up for a love boat tonight?
love boat by Elmo McCheese July 16, 2008
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Swiff boat 

1. What John Kerry fled from his fellow soldiers in.
2. What happens when you pull a John Kerry all over a girls face!
That bitch swallowed all of my Swiff boat.
Swiff boat by Big J September 5, 2004

fresh off da boat 

refering to a black person who does whatever a white person tells them to do. sometimes concidered a "slave".
Look at dat nigga ova there cuttin' whitey's lawn. Dat nigga is fresh off da boat.
fresh off da boat by J-Masta November 9, 2008

rowing the boat 

slang for having sex
Nate and Rebecca were always rowing the boat
rowing the boat by matt April 1, 2004
A scruffy manly man who has sex with a lot of women. Think ho and think hobo. All ladies that go on this ship want the D. The Ho boat goes from port to port collecting various women in an attempt to satisfy is ego and appetite for Vagine.
That ho boat sleeps with a lot of women.
Essentially it is the same as tittie fucking. Just as the tig boat woild smash the hulls of stalled boats, the cock would ram the tits repeatly.
Look at those tits. I'd love to give her the ole Tug Boat.