black mesa blowjob 

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

black mesa blowjob by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.

You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.

The Bolivian Blowjob by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025

Al Dente Blowjob 

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

Al Dente Blowjob by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025

Best friend blowjob 

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.

“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”

Best friend blowjob by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025

Dirty Texas Blowjob 

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

Dirty Texas Blowjob by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

The dirty blowjob

While having anal sex, the 'bottom' or 'receiver' farts or passes wind through their anal caverty during penetration resulting in new type of blowjob, a dirty blowjob.

When i was giving anal last, they gave me a the dirty blowjob

When i had anal, i farted and gave them a dirty blowjob.

Wanna be naughty and give me a dirty blowjob?

The dirty blowjob by OrgyManor November 22, 2025

NBA Discord Blowjob

While in a voice call with another user in the Never Broke Again Discord server, the male counterpart proceeds to turn on his camera and spits on his penis, stroking it whilst the female counterpart make throat/guttural noises, simulating a blowjob.

This method was popularized in Summer of 2025 and is still performed; albeit seldom nowadays.

"Dude, did you hear that she gave him an NBA Discord Blowjob?"

"Is that why they were in VC all alone together?"

NBA Discord Blowjob by Cornerbacking November 25, 2025