Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).

Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.

by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021

epic

very cool; jobeth

Wow jobeth is the coolest and most epic person

by Ashkiin August 17, 2021

Epic dallas

To stick a chicken leg up ur ass

Dallas was horny so he did a epic Dallas

by Aidsihave August 23, 2021

epic games

Ass company made by a shitty guy called Donald must turd now charlie wen oh my god

Hey this is epic games game right! Yes! ITs so crap my nigga!

by dickfucker664 August 23, 2024

Epicism

A religion consisting of its members “Epic Guys” that worship a caterpillar called “Jeremy” whom is believed to be William “Billy” Lanning of Mancelona, Michigans reincarnation.

Are you a follower of Epicism?

by Jeremy The Caterpillar September 8, 2024

Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender

people who feel like they're Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender

i feel like *Angry Birds Epic: All Stars-gender* aaajuniga

by qdlit October 2, 2024

Epic

Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)

Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)

by Jimmy C! December 17, 2024