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Gentleman Asshole

A gentleman asshole is the type who is a nice guy you respectful, the type that would help a old lady across the street but the moment you disrespect them they will put you down a peg.
"Hey I'm not a bad guy I'm just a gentleman asshole, there is a huge difference hun."
by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022
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Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.
"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."
by Irina Redd September 8, 2016
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asshole poppery

the insane act of embodying another human to do the unholy act of pop another's rectal hole
god damn i don't remember yesterday but there was definitely some asshole poppery
by nigger blaster52 June 21, 2017
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Gentleman Asshole

The type of guy that would open doors for his lady but the moment she starts getting out of line he will stand up for himself not caring about the double standards.
“Honey I’m not an asshole, I’m a gentleman asshole, there is a different.”
by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022
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asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have
"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."
by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015
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Asshole Vibing

When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.
me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!
by AetherJK March 13, 2020
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the devil's asshole

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.
It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!
by yqwertzx August 27, 2022
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