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container ass

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.
Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.
by www.analdoesntcount.com October 26, 2007
mugGet the container assmug.

blew ass

To flatulate - or fart.
Joe and Seth were driving when Joe smelled something gross and asked Seth if he blew ass in the car.
by Laser Luv May 28, 2007
mugGet the blew assmug.

Ass Treason

Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.
That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.
by Ashton Bland October 24, 2006
mugGet the Ass Treasonmug.

ass stone

A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.
I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out
by blossombaby December 23, 2013
mugGet the ass stonemug.

ass-weevil

A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.

The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).
Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"

Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"
by Mr. Horsefly April 27, 2006
mugGet the ass-weevilmug.

swampy ass

A situation that develops from leftover poo from your last bowell movement and lack of proper wiping and then going into an environment where you sweat a lot and you whip up a slippery swampy mess where your butt cheeks slip and slide as you walk.

A synonym to mudbutt.
I have been working all day in the hot sun and now a I have a swampy ass condition.
by briand_____? December 3, 2010
mugGet the swampy assmug.

ass piggy

a large male homosexual that likes to eat out the ass of other men.
I used to work with this ass piggy at Willy's So, he said that he did not care how fat he got as long as he remained bendy.
by Fruit cup columbus June 15, 2010
mugGet the ass piggymug.

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