Daddy Dan

A guy who thinks hes big but actually isn't normally around 140-150 lbs but claims to be 160 fucks girls without condoms and gets them to take plan b after and thinks hes daddy when in fact hes a little boy gg

Ou Daddy dan is looking like a snack today ( talking about himself in the 3rd person)

by trainman123 April 4, 2019

dan

She is a stylish and super cool piece of candy that loves to learn. As well, she is super chill and funny, but loves to hit others in the sun don't shine area.

Oh wow!!! Dan just hit me and it really hurts. BUT, ,MAN OH MAN, SHE IS SUPER COOL.

by Bella Haminoa May 24, 2019

The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.

Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.

by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019

Dan Murphy

Sexy cunt

Dan Murphy has a big nob

by Swuduusud May 29, 2019

Dan Murphy

Sexy cunt, clarkeys best mate, Liverpool ultra since 2003, propa belta

Dan Murphy is a proper cool guy

by Swuduusud May 29, 2019

Dan

Pretty gay.

"Hey,you're Dan now?"
"Yep,gotta come out of the closet sooner or later"

by Sandtrum June 3, 2019

Dans

When someone tells you to f*** off or in other words get lost.

“Aw mate heard you got pied by some girl the other day”

“Nah mate it was me who pied her, just told her to dans”

by Karol Maple June 7, 2019