COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 4, 2020

Covid day

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact

I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

COVID-19

COVID-19 was a collusion of worldwide governments and plan of action to implant the citizens of the world with an identification mode.

The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.

They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.

The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.

Are you protected against COVID-19? If not, shame on you!

by SimonX February 28, 2023

Covid-19

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.

Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."

by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022

Covid-🎢

When amusement park visitors who wish to ride a roller coaster are banned from screaming during the minutes-long trip lest their high-pitched voices might spread the virus to those around them if they happen to be asymptomatic.

In Japan, due to the Covid-🎢 ruling, most parents are discouraging their kids from taking part in any rides.

by MathPlus September 10, 2020

Covided

A revided* and Co-Governed ` Neo-Indigenous ~ PRovidivision* aka philosovariant* of Covid-Response ~ a descriptor of Covidaption* ~ the War-LIKE choice made in *PEACE* between *MONEY!* especially International Travel, Tourism & Labor Diaspora aka Eco-Culturecide ~ *NOW* ~ New ODDer* Whirled ~ now with Pathogenocidal* SPREADING tendencies ~ Ultimate Cost : Zoiacide aka *Life*Death ~ and Zoidiasosis ~ a more complicated PRosphilos* ~ Saving *Life*Itself ...

*revided = like re-sided and re-vised, a division that's been Re'd
*PRovidivision = Positively Reframed Division Provision for the purposes of GOOD* Public Relations
*Philosovariant = a new 'strain' of philosophy ~ example below ~

*Covidaption = Covid-Driven Human Rapidaption or Rapid Adaptation for Surthrival*

*ODDer = Oppositional Defiant Disorderd* ~ Opposed, for the sake of Opposition
*Pathogenocidal = Sick to Death ...

*PRosphilos = Public Relations Positively Reframed Philosophy ~ not unlike Philosovariant ... Bound to Happen in a FREE Market ... new *Right-Wing-Narrative Disruptor word # 31,001

"Provision must also be made to ensure that everyone who really has something to say, expressing new ideas or giving new form or basis to known ideas, shall be given a hearing in the right quarters."

- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944

The various Communities' of the Village were Covided about what their Town Hall should be used for

by PartisanZ July 5, 2023

Covide

to spend time with one person you trust to be healthy even though corona virus is still here and we don't have a vaccine.

I cant wait to covide with you tonight its been a while since we last saw each other

by Alltheabove27 July 17, 2020