Robert

A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.

Robert gay lmao.

Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.

by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020

Summer roberts

Orange county's very own princess
Baby

Summer roberts is selfless
Summer roberts is 💗💗💗

by Summer roberts lover November 23, 2021

Robert

A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.

Ugh Robert.

by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022

roberts

oh your dick is fine robbey! i love you! oh, yes, feed me that cum!!!!!!!

roberts is nice

by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022

Robert Wilcoxen

A shitty Indy wrestle that's smells like regret and fast food. Who is The Prodigy James Currey Bitch.

That guy wrestles like Robert wilcoxen.

by One Arm Cyborg Taxi Driver October 5, 2021

Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

Robert

Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.

Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out

by Shmip January 29, 2022