nuclear wessels 

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.

Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")

nuclear wessels by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009

West 

The direction to send a spliff after you've had your tokes (left).

"send that beast west" - pass the joint to your left

West by Jesqueal December 20, 2005

Westminster School 

A prestigious, small Connecticut boarding school of about 400 students ranging from across the U. S. and the world. Its known for its unusually talented hockey and lacrosse teams who are motivated by hot anorexic bitches. Its superior to nearby school Avon Old Farms.

Westminster School rocks Avon's World.

Too bad they dont have any girls and have to stalk girls like the perverts they are.

Westminster School by Jesiupos1 March 13, 2010

west covina 

a suburban slightly-lower-than-middle-class community of wealthy-ish mexicans and some whitetrash. high school kids characterized as "fresh". a place where grown-ups work hard to establish a decent life but in the process have just given their kids less supervision and more money for drugs, mostly weed and ecstacy. overall a lame (but beautiful) town where no one does anything even though theres money, cops are always around, and kids drive around in cars looking for shit to do. hot stuck-up girls of all variety. towards the south hills area you get your white preps but mostly its mildly ghetto mexicans. city also known for older tweakers

damn, youre going to west covina? they have some hot ass girls but they never put out and the cops usually break things up around 11 anyways.

west covina by freezybaneezy December 20, 2008

west ham united 

situated at upton park, east london. they are the best football team in the whole world even if they dont ever win anything and they lose most of their games they are still the fucking greastest team ever and thats that

Fa cup final

west ham united were winning 2-0 to liverpool, but by the end of the match the score was 3-3 and west ham ended up losing on penalties, but they are still the best team ever

west ham united by Sexy Girl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 10, 2006

Niles West 

It is a high school in Skokie, IL. It is a semi-suburban high school in Cook County, very close to Chicago. It is a high school that is shared between Skokie, Lincolnwood, Niles, and Morton Grove. Niles North and Main East are the other high schools within that area of the Chicagoland area, but that's a whole different story. Niles West does a good job at disciplining students because punk ass teenagers so close to Chicago need plenty of discipline at that age. The faculty tries to show you what life is like after high school as an attempt to show the reality of the world. It is a great place once you finish your freshman year which is pure torture when you are under developed, smaller, and don't know what the hell is going on. But for the latter 3 years of high school, it runs much more smoothly.

Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Ross: Well, all students at Niles West had to read Lord of the Rings. O wait, or is that Lord of the Flies?

Niles West by FriendsFan2005 August 23, 2009

Pueblo West High School 

Where the dreams of children go to die.

Where does he go to school?

Pueblo West High School

Ouch. His life is over.

Pueblo West High School by yomanitsnoah June 18, 2012