Wheels

Someone who is a harbringer of death, distruction, and chaos. Schizophrenic sociopath who believes that skinwalkers are real and that they are impersonating some of his closest friends. Called Wheels because they for whatever reason can't use their legs and need to use a wheelchair.

Friend: Oi Wheels want to go to Cap C's?

Person who is dictated a "Wheels": Your not real.

by RollinWheels November 29, 2021

little cannon big wheels

The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.

Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.

by AsherRabbit February 10, 2025

wheels

Wheels more than doors.
Cheese

Q:Are there more wheels or doors in the world
Person:cheese

by SOMEONETOOKTHiSEMOJI➡️🧀 March 14, 2022

Cardboard Wheel

Frozen pizza

Tombstone makes the best cardboard wheel

by 1969VWbug August 23, 2023

slam the steering wheel

Derived from the Indonesian idiom "banting setir," this slang term means to change one's profession or career. Often used when someone decides to pivot dramatically in their work life, embracing a new path or direction.

After years in finance, Jake decided to slam the steering wheel and pursue his passion for filmmaking.

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

Smay-Wheel

Usually a good friend going along somewhere with you and your date. Not a third-wheel, a smay-wheel. Usually liked more than your date. Also hotter than your date.

Dude, don't you think shes gonna be a third wheel? Nah, she's a smay-wheel, we all good.

by Jaxon Ostrichtail March 10, 2010

Turkish Wheel

The Turkish Wheel is a violent sexual maneuver involving a wagon wheel coated in horse feces. The wheel is inserted into ones anus, and the feces helps the wheel slide in better. The wheel is then spun around until the anal cavity ruptures.

Person 1: Mitch Lord is freaky!! He wanted to give me a Turkish Wheel!!
Person 2: elevator.

by North American Fella May 26, 2024