Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.

Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.

by Vagina Weasel January 14, 2012

Vagina Island

A moist desolate place, often covered in thick bush, or if bush has been removed, the surface is generally red, lumpy and rash like.

The island has a highly unpleasant odour and visitors often refuse to eat there. Visitors also complain that it sounded good at first, but after a while they just wanted to leave.

The weather on the island is moody and does not follow logic.

Remember Morla, the ancient one, that giant turtle thing from 'The Never Ending Story' , that's what Vagina Island is like.

by Bearjewbackhand July 3, 2016

Winter vagina

Opposite of Summer vagina. It’s when you get chapped down under all winter long.

“When the heater is on and the air is dry, all four of my lips gets dry, I call it Winter Vagina” -nobody

by Sweetdreams13 December 5, 2021

Waterboarding a Vagina

When a guy blows his load early on a girl's panties before he even gets the panties off, thereby wetting her panties on the outside...similar to the torture form of waterboarding.

Jeff blew his load too soon and totally waterboarded that girl's pussy! His wife told me is a master at Waterboarding a Vagina!

by Wildstar82 January 31, 2010

vagina fairy

1. The visit many men pray for after having sex without birth control.

2. The single worst 3+ days of a man's month (also for the women I guess)

3. Kinda like the tooth fairy, but has bigger teeth and smells like low tide

4. The visit women pray for after making a mistake(with the guy from definition #1) while drunk the other night.

5. I could go on forever

Guy: So has the Vagina fairy come yet?

Girl: No I'm late 2 weeks

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"Your mom's the Vagina fairy"

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So when does your visit from the Vigina Fairy end?

by Buenafe, A August 30, 2007

blue vagina

The act of failing to completely/partially pleasure a woman during any sexual act.

1. double clicking the mouse then giving up because you are getting tired/bored.

2.passing out durring sex

3. So tommy took a skank home last night and totally gave her blue vagina...she was PISSED!

by first class cart February 11, 2009

The Vagina Twins

The nickname for famous conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel. They have two spinal cords joined at the pelvis, four lungs, 2 hearts, 2 stomachs and share a vagina.

"The Vagina Twins are a medical marvel."

by Nib May 21, 2006