Thumbs up

Thumbs up means you love bench press.

Look, all of the Coach Lashley’s are putting their thumbs up. I knew they loved bench press.

by Eddiesnider May 23, 2022

thumb splint

Use of a thumb as an addition to or substitution for a penis gone flaccid due to whiskey dick.

I was so hammered last night I couldn’t get hard, but I used a thumb splint and faked the ending.

by btothef October 3, 2021

slow thumb

A condition that occurs after doing manual labor in which your thumb doesn't react as fast as normal.

I shoveled all day yesterday and today I woke up with slow thumb.

by SaintAnkey October 21, 2014

Black Thumb

A Black Thumb is the male equivalent of a black widow. It's a toxic, narcissistic man who is poisonous to everyone he encounters, much like Henry the VIII. His heart is black as the underworld, and he's as attractive as a thumb, hence black thumb.

Her: Are you still dating Killian?

Me: That guy is a black thumb, I'm embarrassed I ever dated him.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 26, 2023

Kentucky Thumb

When you shoot a women in the neck during sex and proceed to violently fuck the shit out of her neck hole with your thumb shaped dick.

"Hey did you see that Brandon Herrera porno where he gave her the Kentucky Thumb?"
"No Brian. Why the fuck would I want to see that"

by Solver20 May 20, 2021

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

Cutlip’s Thumb

When you’re born without thumbs, so the doctors use a deceased bodies big toes to supplement your missing thumbs.

You can’t even notice that you suffered from Cutlip’s thumb when you were younger.

by Thumb Doctor January 16, 2021