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True Love High

When you mix Melatonin and Benadryl and get zoned out
Wanna get True Love High?”
“Sure”
by BobTheDBouncer May 4, 2022
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True Friend

A true friend is someone you can rely on and who will be there for you. They can hold your deepest and darkest secrets and won't spread them around. But more than that, they aren't only there when you are at your lowest but also your best. When something good happens to you, they will be your hype man and be excited about you. They also feel the same way, so when something happens to them, they will tell you so you can hype them up. They don't only make you initiate some conversations or talk to you when they are struggling or need assistance.
You are such a true friend, I'm so happy i met you Fred!!!
by MelloHaven November 8, 2022
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True Moderate

It is an unofficial political party in the US that is based off world politics, not US politics. A moderate in the US is between the Democratic and Republican parties while a True Moderate is in the center of the Political Compass.
I'm happy that the True Moderates are fighting for free health care. I hope they succeed.
by Lucifina Nightinger November 9, 2022
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True

Oh well jeez, if that’s true, then I guess we better get me some of that credit for all that shit that we all know I did. OR! Or, we allow me to be exploited, we allow the rules to be enforced arbitrarily and selectively, and what you say is rendered false in act REGARDLESS of whether or not it’s true in proposition.

Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”

Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”

Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation

Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Jerp Doctor Jorp “Having a problem with people having more that you is nothing but envy.”

Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”

Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”

Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”

Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”

Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
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True Love

A feeling created when two souls are easily drawn together in life. Once together there is something created that is so beautiful and strong that people fear, admire, and envy it. When you have found that person they suddenly become the world to you. They light your way through life and never give up when things get tough. You can't help but put them on a pedestal of admiration, always complimenting and telling them how absolutely amazing they are. Making a sacrifice for them is no struggle if that is what you know you must do to be together. All you will ever want is to be together. To cuddle in your true love's arms every night and wake up to their presence each following morning. You know all their quirks, what they like and don't, all their favorite places to be touched rubbed or scratched. You want nothing more then to share a life home and a family in the guaranteed happiness of the future. You are able to always say I love you and know deep down in your heart of hearts that it is so real. With that love you are strong enough to go through anything you are faced with and it is all you will ever need. If the world stops spinning or if the sun never shines again you will have that love. Always!
Ognjen and Charlotte have true love <3
by SheepRebel September 20, 2022
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True Love

A feeling created when two souls are easily drawn together in life. Once together there is something created that is so beautiful and strong that people fear, admire, and envy it. When you have found that person they suddenly become the world to you. They light your way through life and never give up when things get tough. You can't help but put them on a pedestal of admiration, always complimenting and telling them how absolutely amazing they are. Making a sacrifice for them is no struggle if that is what you know you must do to be together. All you will ever want is to be together. To cuddle in your true love's arms every night and wake up to their presence each following morning. You know all their quirks, what they like and don't, all their favorite places to be touched rubbed or scratched. You want nothing more then to share a life home and a family in the guaranteed happiness of the future. You are able to always say I love you and know deep down in your heart of hearts that it is so real. With that love you are strong enough to go through anything you are faced with and it is all you will ever need. If the world stops spinning or if the sun never shines again you will have that love. Always!

Ognjen and Charlotte have true love <3
Ognjen and Charlotte have true love <3
by SheepRebel September 20, 2022
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