Sock time

Sock time usually occurs before, during or after the act of copulation whereby a person engaging in sexual intercourse has stripped completely naked, bar for their socks.

When you or your partner realise this, there is often a strong feeling of both stupidity and disdain.

Sammy - "Every time I have ever had sex, I have always had my socks on."

Rosco - "You mean you were trapped in sock time?"

Sammy - "Yeah, but I don't think she realised it, so it's okay. Besides, it kept my toes warm."

by Jono Carrzilla November 23, 2010

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slobber sock

a young teen girl named savannah that likes to take cold baths full of ice , while been gagged by rainbow socks & tickled by mexicans , and fucked up the butt by a jewish man with a hairy chest.

you slobber sock on your socl

by baby./ November 30, 2009

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sock boob

When a chicks boobs are long instead of round like they should be.

Beth totaly has sock boob! Her boobs look like two flappy socks laying there on her chest!

by Kitalpha March 23, 2010

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sock monster

The sock monster is a mythical creature found prodominatly in Barrhaven Ontario but has since spread through to Canada's universities. When someone is passed out from a long night of drinking, the sock monster sneaks up on them, ever so quietly, and bites the tips off of their socks, leaving their toes to dangle. No one has ever seen or heard a sock monster in action, or know the where-abouts to their habbit but what is known is that the aftermath of the persons socks is quite a hilarious sight.

Damn man, Beaver just got bit by the sock monster. hahahaha

by Tommy Marshall November 22, 2006

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