A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
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Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"
Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"
Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
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