Snatch Crap

Literally a baby

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.

by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023

Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.

Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.

That woman had a crapped off look on her face.

by chrisp85 September 30, 2020

CRap

If Korean Pop is KPop, then Chinese Rap is CRap. Crap. Change my mind.

Bro chinese rap is such crap...according to the ways of kpop at least

by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

Sky Crap

Created by Josh from Let's Game It Out in the episode "I Became a Millionaire by Ruining a Homeless Person's Life" after glitching a toilet into floating, and using over the heads of passers by.

"Finally my dream has been realized: Being able to take a Sky Crap while everyone watches me!"

by anonymous May 30, 2021

crap sack

a crap or poop in a sack

yo that girl gut a lot of crap sacks

by penal cavity May 24, 2016

Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.

Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."

by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023