goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!

I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser

by Mr. Glock August 21, 2024

Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning

A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.

Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.

by NeuralOwl12345 December 04, 2024

Nig-ma goon

Usually a white male who acts in such a manner, he could easily be confused as an ignorant black male.

" Yo ma nigga whats down in the hizz-ouse?"

" Jay your white, stop being a nig-ma goon."

by naaat turner September 04, 2011

goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

by deezest March 27, 2024

Quadchin Goons

Old Pensioner with 4 chins and a muffin top

That old Quadchin Goons can use her chins as a scarf

by VileGay September 23, 2023

goon-show

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap

My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game

by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025

Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure

"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"

by oshiiii December 20, 2024