Dick Fingers

When a guy takes a piss then doesn't wash his hands.

Frank took a piss and didn't wash his hands. He then shook hands with Paul who was unaware that Frank had dick fingers.

by Dirkley May 9, 2019

finger boogers

The booger like crumbs that are in a dirty keyboard.

I just cleaned the keyboard at work for the first time in 2 years and there were a ton of finger boogers in it... gross.

by Sentinel64 June 12, 2008

Quimmy Fingers

After the act of a woman masturbating, she then has ''quimmy fingers''.

This could also be referred to a mans fingers after the same act.

Quim

Dan: aah mate how was she?

John: sweet, she gave me quimmy fingers.

by Dan? Yes Dan March 23, 2012

Blunter Fingers

When a person develops a skill for rolling blunts.

This cat right heres' got blunter fingers.

by thomas cramner October 22, 2008

Livestock Fingering

The practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes.

Can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.

Hey Pete, do you want to go to the country to do some Livestock Fingering? I've fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken.

Its 9am. Have you fingered your livestock today?

Have you gotten to Third Base (aka fingering) with that ram?

by PartTimeLover November 23, 2009

finger slip

when a person places there hand on your butt, and starts running it slowly toward the bottom of your butt cheeks and then slips a flinger between so it touches your privet parts

So the guy touch my butt and gave me the (finger slip)
and it kind of felt good!!!!

by AmberTamberKamber December 16, 2011

Alien Fingers

noun - when an asian relaxtion therapist from a rub and tug/ happy ending is massaging your upper leg and proceeds to tickle your anal by slipping her fingers into your butt. The alien-fingered person recieves much pleasure from this. Secret suggestion can be shown with the hands by making up and down movements with your fingers like an actual alien would.

Ex - "hey mike, how was the happy ending?'
"Great man, I got alien fingers!"
"Nice, now thats a happy ending"

by Slimefeld August 22, 2007