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Tanked

: to fail at something pretty harshly

Metaphorically, "tank sinks to the bottom of the sea.
· Man, I tanked that quiz yesterday in Fischer's class; I didn't study at all.
by flunk April 16, 2014
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Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
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Timmy tank

A beautiful phrase created by a wonderful community of Timmy tankers online. Particularly abused by The Kingslayer, Ragnarhartwellgrimes, Dc tour guide and Robbstarkgoat: all disgusting little creatures who need a lobotomy. A Timmy tank was initially created by none other than the Kingslayer but has been adapted by his little minions over time. For example things such as the “Timmy tank engine” have been birthed to describe the word penis.
I’m off for a Timmy tank boys. Send Timmy tank material.
by The Timmy tickler April 7, 2024
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Piss tank

When someone has a large stomach from drinking too many alcoholic beverages.
Look at that man over there, look at his piss tank.
by Pisstank95 March 12, 2020
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tank food

when u get in a tank that your friend drive so u can eat IRL and still get the xp.
(While gaming) Damn I´m hungry, I need to get some tank food.
by BattelfieldGamer December 20, 2016
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Tank

A tank is a car
That car is a tank!
by Fuckmyassholebutthole April 17, 2020
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tank

characters in video games that are supposed to do small damage but sustain lots of it but instead deals lots of damage and sustain all of it making them overpowered
"Damn I just got one-shot by that 12k hp Cho'Gath because he dealt 3k true damage!"
"Yeah, that's why tanks are overpowered!"
by primpan September 9, 2018
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