tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

Tendering technology collage

Full of goons and dodgy relationships and there all really goony there’s also some slags there eww there skirts and uniform though

Tendering technology collage Eww look it’s TTC look at there skirts and uniform it’s manky mate so glad I don’t go to that goony school there friendships are weird as bunch of goons and slags

by Shanikqaaa October 20, 2018

Tenderloin

Broken penis. A guy that needs viagra.

That guy Carl has a tenderloin ,we should give him some viagra.

by Schuber November 24, 2018

Tendie Suprise

When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.

“Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”

“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”

by Chris is pitted November 25, 2018

Tenderest

To be extremely tender and or kind

Luke has the most tenderest heart

by Jjb34 July 1, 2019

Tenderman

Tenderman are known as hambone licking ass bitches. They always forget their juul charger. They're always talking the most shit on Instagram. Acts like everyday is their birthday.

"Did you see the way Sydney was acting at church the other day?"
"Yeah she was acting like a total Tenderman"

by Birthdaygirl202 August 4, 2019

tender in the zipper

a pimp who let his little head beat out his big head

In the game, a pimp that can be faked out is tender in the zipper, and a bitch will have no respect for him

by Gr33k3 November 16, 2019