double pepperoni pump

The act where a girl gives two guys a handjob at once.

Guy 1: Did you and Jerry have fun at Stephanie's house?
Guy 2: Yeah, she gave us a double pepperoni pump

by Plasmatiic September 27, 2018

Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 05, 2021

pump a chunky into the mote

To relieve one's bowels.

Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.

by Will B. September 01, 2005

two pump trump

A two pump trump is when a guy fucks a female and comes after two pumps

Oh girl don't ever tango with josh he's a such a two pump trump one-two - come

by anonymousfmuserc1 February 28, 2016

Dirty Ass Pump

When a dude sticks his long, hard, throbing cock in a womans ass then pulls out and pee's in her mouth.

Hey man, what did you do last night?

I gave this chick a dirty ass pump; it was awesome.

by CoolBreeze420 September 01, 2008

pumped full of plastic

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.

Ex. Britney Spears, most WWE Divas

by AJAW August 18, 2004

one pump run

When male finds a girl so smashed they are paralytic, goes for a quick few pumps in the vagina. Then gets the fuck out. All without being noticed.

Man: that girl looks good enough for a one pump run.

Friend: Yh I agree, go for it!

by D Steveo November 30, 2016