Steven Colbert

Possibly the most intelligent man gracing the television today, Steven Colbert has a large audience of disgruntled, politically aware 13-30 year olds who tend to become fanatical when they finally become an audience member of Colbert's live-filmed talk show. Colbert's tongue-in-cheek approach to comedy is highly effective, in part due to the outrageous character he has made himself into. Colbert's character is actually a caricture of America's conservative, republican population, whose backwards thinking and ridiculously contrary attitude is easy to mock. Steven Colbert has become somewhat of a modest celebrity thanks to his political commentary, appearing in an issue of GQ and booking notorious political, literary and artistic celebrities himself.

"Hey, have you heard about Steven Colbert?"

"Pfft, who hasn't, he's only the most intelligent man gracing television today."

by Katrina Ate Karl Rove August 31, 2007

steve

verb-the act of passing someone then reducing speed slower then that of the person passed
past tense- steved

it is also an hnor to be unintentionally steved by steve

aw nick you just got steved!!!

by thebeastinator50968742 August 21, 2010

Stevens

An awkward individual in the social society who is usually quiet but makes weird or unusual remarks when the situation does not call for it.

During class, Rob pulled a Stevens when he whispered "penis in my mouth" many times.

by Cantank February 6, 2009

The Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin

the act of defecating on ones head while ejaculating on top of that then having one say "BRAIN BLAST"

"Dude, so Clara finally let me do the Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin on her yesterday.... it was amazing!"

" Karl did the most sensual thing to me yesterday, it's called The jimmy Neutron Steve Martin and i'm definitely letting him do it again to me tonight!"

"Dr. Jones told me that not only is the Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin good for your hair, its also good for your skin!"

by drunken_nights May 21, 2010

Steve Wilkos

An ex security guard from the ''Jerry Springer Show'' that some how got his own show where he yells at people he doesnt know about their siuation that he knows nothing about. His show ,definitely a buzz kill, will have you wanting to reach through the screen and T-bag his bitch ass. All of his lie detecter test comes out negative.
Facts (or not) about Steve Wilkos:
He has a low sperm count and hairy back
Likes to gargle peanut butter for recreational activities
drives a Prius
Has a relationship with Jerry comparable to that of Bird Man and Lil Wayne
He hopes to one day get the viewer ratings of his dad
Really enjoys throwing chairs
Has a tattoo of Jerry on his ass

Friend:I need help doing a report at school about bald bitches, can u point me in the right direction?
You: No problem. Professor Xaviar, rnb singer Cassie, and Steve Wilkos

by Nerd Nasty December 1, 2009

Steve Aoki

A Japanese American Club DJ, Record Producer, and founder of Dim Mak Records. Born November 30th, 1997. Aoki is a well known electro DJ around the Los Angeles area, also gaining fame pretty much all over the world. This guy turns clubs into a euphoric, rhymic, paradise. Check out his websites for tourdates and shows!

www.steveaoki.com
www.myspace.com/steveaoki
www.dimmak.com

also known as: DJ Steve Aoki Kid Millionaire

Partygirl #1: "Hey did you hear? Steve Aoki is going to DJ that club!"

Partygirl #2: "No way?! I hear celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Joel Madden attend his parties!"

by kimbov April 3, 2009

Stevenaholic

A name for whoever is obsessed with Steven(Hsiao). These sort of people will do whatever just to get a piece of him, even stalk him 24/7.

Girl: Oh how I love Steven so much, I'd do anything for him.
Boy: Uh, he doesn't like you.
Girl: Oh my god! Is he gay?!

by bob March 12, 2005