Old Steve

A nickname for heroine.

The dealer is selling Old Steve over there!

Old Steve by Middle age Steve June 11, 2010

Oh Steve

It's an expression you use if you have a friend named; pronounced Stephen. It can also be spelled 'Steven'. Its a nickname for those guys that are goofballs, piss everbody off, but are still funny. Sometimes you even want to smack them, but they are still your friend.

He will make ridiculous jokes that make no sense, try to copy you and have a retarded laugh no one could copy and in return you say "Oh Steve".

Oh Steve by canadaev December 27, 2010

King Steve 

A name used for someone who is unexpectedly nice.
Inspired by the only King Stephen of England who was a surprisingly nice guy amidst the tyrannical natures shown in his predecessors and successors.

Person a: 'Adolf gave me a back rub yesterday.' Person b: 'What a King Steve!'

King Steve by Georgethefourth January 17, 2017

A Steve Job Pro 

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.

Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"

A Steve Job Pro by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019

Momma Steve

Momma Steve (or Steve Harrington) is a character from the Netflix original Stranger Things. In season one he is horrible and unlikeable. But in season two he is the best character EVER!! He tries to take care of 5 kids while carrying around a nailed bat. He has great hair. He went from "I'll have her home by 8" to "You better come home at 8" in two seasons flat. I love momma steve.

Guy 1: Omg

Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: that dude is SUCH a momma Steve!
Guy 2: omg you're so right!

Momma Steve by Lildoki123 June 19, 2019

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek 

A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek is my favourite youtube video.

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek by my life stinks February 16, 2020

You're the Man Steve 

This is the highest social class you can be. This is the peak. This establishes more dominance than climbing stairs 3 at a time and even winning a Nerf war at the age of 40. This will make your grandpa smile and your grandma will be down on her knees.. watering the plants of course, no innuendo there Steve.

Hey Pedro, I just ate Eminem's bootyhole.

"Dang you're the man Steve!"
Thanks Pedro, hop on Fortnite real quick?

You're the Man Steve by Tyrannous aunt June 10, 2019