Texas two step

When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot

Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had

by Hammyboi69 November 15, 2019

red headed step-child

someone that is beaten every day by their father that is always high as balls.

a teacher see's a student after class because she had seen the bruises. she ask's him what happened and he said im a red headed step-child.

by lookin ass nigga October 11, 2010

red headed stepchild

A child who has red hair and is also somone's stepchild.

- My stepson John has red hair.
- Oh, so you have a red headed stepchild.

by hans-åke December 22, 2008

step

verb - simply, to die. Always used without an object, ie., intransitively.

"This cat stepped."

(Inscription found scribbled on a pizza box lid left on top of a recently deceased homeless guy.)

by Fractalized Devastayshun July 16, 2008

stepball

A Ball game played against steps, preferably made of concrete and about 4-5 steps high. There are normally 2 players, an outfielder and a batter. The batter would through a tennis ball directly at the step and it would then bounce from the steps and fly in the air. The outfielder would attempt to catch the ball to cause an "out". The rules are similar to baseball, except there is no need to run around bases. The base count was determined by the distance the ball traveled and hit the ground after it was thrown into the steps.

"Let's play Stepball!"
"I got my tenni roofed by Johnny because I beat him 5-0 in Stepball."

by Chewy April 1, 2005

Cougar Step

Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped

When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street I asked what the hell he was doing.

He replied " Something I like to call the Cougar Step"

by trevor Boone August 5, 2007

2 step

its when you put it in her ass and then her pussy. then you go back and forth between both holes.

a: i went dancing last night.

b: what did you do?

a: the 2 step with a chick

by b of pb October 3, 2008