When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.
by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017
Get the Squirrel shitmug. A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.
by applejuice time January 9, 2018
Get the exploding squirrelmug. Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010
Get the Slap my squirrelmug. Short for “squirrelfriend.”
by milisawful December 22, 2020
Get the Squirrelmug. An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"
-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008
Get the frozen squirrelmug. by Drog65 October 5, 2020
Get the kick the squirrelmug. by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022
Get the Toss a Squirrel Through Itmug.