spider-man franchise

(Noun) kid who only has one story and keeps telling it over and over.

Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.

Spider-Man franchise

by Aprilinsa August 10, 2017

spider clag

The sweat around your Chocolate starfish...

Fucking spider clag is giving me grief... i think i need a shower to wash poor incey out

by IanW1981 August 16, 2017

Spider web

When our cum on someone's asshole or puckered lips and their butthole or lips resemble a spider and the cum resembles a spider web

I totally spider webbed this booty hole last night

by Spider web August 31, 2017

Spider

Kambrie

Spider Kambrie

by Lopsidered3 October 13, 2017

spiderham

Spiderham is the sexiest pig alive. He lives his daily existence as Peter Porker because most can’t handle his charisma and magnetic pull, especially the ladies. Women want to be with him and men want to be him.

Oh my god.....I’d have Spiderham’s litter.

by Ljfsthbdstgbnfxb October 24, 2017

Spider Bite

This is a hickie on a male that a woman would typically gives that resembles a huge red mark on the neck

Give me a spider bite.

by Blvckdiamondds November 6, 2017

spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner

That girl can take a spider spinner

by The masts definer January 28, 2018