Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.

Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?

by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024

lazy snickers

When your dick gets soft and a chick poops your dick out it resembles a limp lazy snickers

She was so ugly that the Viagra didn't even work it went soft and the b**** farted me right out of her a****** and my dick looked like a lazy Snickers covered up and caramel peanuts but it was just poop

by Dingofish May 15, 2024

Cockle Snacker

One whom does not often perform fellatious acts with strangers; although, when peckish, snacks cockles as madmen devour sandwiches.
A snacker will usually resemble a wild hog. It is not unusual for them to become altogether bestial in search of their chosen snack.

When the moon is full, and the freaks are at whims, one is always bound to encounter a ferocious cockle snacker in alleys, parks, and wooded glens offering seclusion from the prying eye of those whom are not of snacking taste.

by Fool On A Stool May 26, 2024

tallywacker snacker

Someone who is a total slut for giving blow-jobs.

Yo, I totally busted you know who doing you know what last night. I knew he was a tallywacker snacker! I told you!

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024

Turd Snacker

A Trump follower. A person who eats up everything that Trump says as if it’s true. Similar to Shit Eater, but not interested in the truth.

Turd Snacker: “Yup, January 6th was a day of love. Nobody even got hurt. Them peoples was just there visiting.”

Turd Snacker: “We need Greenland. Denmark never bought it.”

Turd Snacker: “Hoax…It’s a hoax. The Epstein Files are a conspiracy by Obama.”

Turd Snacker: “CNN is fake news.”

by Fart Esq January 20, 2026

Facial Shocker

When eating out a woman from behind and using your nose to stimulate their booty hole

Last night my girlfriend was climbing into bed and I hit her with the facial shocker.

by SupTodd March 18, 2026

The Shocker

(v) when a guy you're about to fuck thinks he's going to get a blow job but instead you wrap a tens unit around his dick, turn it on high and shove the controller up his ass.

Great conversation started for ladies chatting with their friends.

The Shocker: Chad thought he was going to get head but instead I gave him the shocker!

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025