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Sloppy Joes 

"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.
1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!

1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
Sloppy Joes by von cake October 9, 2012
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Sloppy Joe

When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.
Hey! So I heard you gave Nate the sloppy joe?
Yeah. I think I was his first kiss.

Sloppy Joe

This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes
Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha
Sloppy Joe by JDubz October 23, 2006

Sloppy Dog Bomb Ass Head 

Means to give oral sex to the male penis. This does not include any other foreign objects.
"I forced that bitch to give me sloppy dog bomb ass head."
Sloppy Dog Bomb Ass Head by Tad January 14, 2005

Sloppy Hyuck Hyuck 

when you’re giving your boyfriend/girlfriend some good head and a slurping noise often occurs, creating the “hyuck” sound effect
Did you hear about becca? A stud gave her the sloppy hyuck hyuck last night.

sloppy milkshake 

when a breastfeeding woman shimmies her bosom to a hip-hop song and milk comes out!!
"hey, why are you danc- what the whom? what's on your shirt?? is that... milk?"
"oh, my god i'm so embarrassed."
"that was a straight up sloppy milkshake."

sloppy spot 

A vagina euphemism used due to its wet and slippery texture.
After I played with her tits, I slid my hand down to the sloppy spot.
sloppy spot by Wicho April 24, 2006