short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under six feet tall with ambiguous genitalia

Bob got overly furious after I accidently spilled my Charbay on his head. He has a bad case of short man syndrome.

by anon dot June 15, 2006

short bus baking

When someone tries to bake something and after looking at it, you swear it was baked by a retard who rode the short bus to school

"Man, BB's pie was short bus baked!"

by HJ September 28, 2004

Short money

Owing more money than you have. Common among dealers who get fronted dope.

Person A: Thats a lot of dough bro! Person B: Its all short money cuz.

by doubleskeet December 6, 2013

Short Bus

Defending 2 time Humpday Fantasy Football Champion. It might not be pretty, but it tends to work.

Wow, the Short bus really fucked up Chi-Town's Meat Co. this weekend. Chi-town sure looked good on paper, but the Bus found yet another way to win. Those drooling retards can sure throw, catch and run.

by BC_34 October 14, 2011

short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 5 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has a bad case of short man syndrome

by crunk February 22, 2005

short yellow bus

your transportation to school, fuck stick.

After I got off the short yellow bus I remembered to clip my mittens to my sweater.

by Shep August 15, 2003

Cosmic Short Stick

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.

What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?

by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010