Shittin disappointed

1. Taking a massive shit only to realize that there is no toilet paper in sight and nobody to bring it to you

2. The feeling that a nice, godzilla-like shit is coming only to drop an m&m size shit

I'm was shittin disappointed, I was alone in the middle of the woods taking a massive shit and there was no toilet paper.

by Scotty C May 14, 2016

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Shirting

Shitting in a woman's crotch and then making her squirt when she comes so hard

Dude I was bangin this chick after I deuced in her crotch and she came so hard she was shirting

by Throddleman June 23, 2016

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Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

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Sitting Bull

Similar to cowgirl Sex position expect with man sitting instead of lying down(often preformed on couch)

Yea I hit that with the sitting bull

by Ngg101 November 5, 2016

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sitting black

Sitting, in preferably your car, with your seat leaned back so that if you stick your hand out you can barely grab the wheel with one hand.

Yeah man, got so nervous driving today I had to drive sitting black

by Baridi January 10, 2017

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The prettiest girl that you would never want to cross or turn your back on. Everybody wants her but few have a chance of being with her. She's loyal, loving & always 100% with you. She can possibly be the best thing that can happen to you.

Is that, that girl SittingPrettySlim from Instagram?

by SittingPrettySlim February 13, 2017

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