a hairy sea lemon is a term for somebody who fails at life. it has been coined from one of the monsters in legends of dragoona that looks like a sea lemon. it's really easy to beat and it fails at life as well
The place where you and your girlfriend go because her mother has banned her from seeing you because shes homophobic.
The reason for this is that Herne bay is a shithole so all the nasty cunts talk and lies get spread and your girlfriends mother sets police and things on you if you come too close to her daughter so instead you jump one stop on the train to birchington.
Nobody under the age of 75 lives in birchington so you are not likely to get caught by anyone you know.