When you
blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:
1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the
penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the
female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10
square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4
feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane
Man: "Get ready bitch!! I
ate about two and a half orders of large fries from
McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty
Storm you won't forget!"
