square bum syndrome 

When your butt becomes sqaure after sitting for too long

Dude, i got major square bum syndrome after that exam

square bum syndrome by bunny.com May 16, 2010

Squareullar 

Having or resembling a square shape.

Phil: What shape is that?
Clyde: I don't know. 4 congruent sides, 4 congruent angles, but yet not a square.
Phil: I know! It's squareullar!

Squareullar by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011

Squarelord

Portmanteau of 'Square' & 'Gaylord' thus becoming the ultimate insult & last word in inferring bender-nerdiness.

Original coined by Claire Humphreys in 2011 & all credit & recognition must go to the dwarf-obsessed flame-haired beauty.

"Are you still working at 6PM on a Friday night ? What a squarelord"

Squarelord by Shooms November 5, 2011

Square bear 

A bear/hairy gay male with a square/flat booty

Yo man he such a square bear

Square bear by @Donald.faurschou November 6, 2017

Square up Mother Fucker 

The way to tell someone to square up but better

Natalie: SQUARE UP MOTHER FUCKER
Maddie: *squares up* uhh ok?
Natalie: *wins fight because Maddie was scared*

Square up Mother Fucker by Square up CAKISUIANS May 26, 2018

square 

Something that I wrote bc I'm bored

Pat likes oats in square boxes, he eats them with milk.

square by Mygrandmasaysyeet March 19, 2019

square 

to be square means you won't get sexual with your partner.

Yo emma won't even let me smash, she's so fucking square

square by Frostty March 23, 2019