Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

Spew Slipper

Waking up after a large night on the turps only to get out of bed and put your foot in the pile of vomit you don't remember departing your body the night before.

Potentially worse when it departed someone else's body.

"How did you pull up?"

"Not as well as expected. My feet felt the warmth of the spew slipper."

by spewslipper August 11, 2009

Sacajawea slippers

Girls moccasins.

Angela's wearing her sacajawea slippers today, naked smoking a peace pipe in the mountains.

by JerryShwartz October 1, 2009

Book-slapped

When a person's reputation, relationships, social standing, or life in general is destroyed via Facebook.

His wife posted how he got caught cheating on his Facebook page. She Book-slapped him good!

by C. Mac December 24, 2010

Banana Slipper

The accomodating pussy of a well-travelled and worldly Oriental lady, post coitus. Yellow on the outside, creamy on the inside.

That thai babe knew what she was doing, man! Just to say thank you, I gave her a banana slipper for her troubles...

by Bananarama Brian November 25, 2010

Ruby slippers

The lips of a vagina after a nasty hump

Her vagina was like a pair of ruby slippers after a night with Mandingo

by Redis12 June 14, 2011

Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011