Scumboloid

male inhabitant of Uxbridge, west london. key features: grade 1 haircut covering no brain and deep ridged forehead; fingers garnished with sovereign rings (minimum of 4 per hand); white reebok classics on the end of beige drainpipes; hackett shirt; facial scar and neck tattoo optional. see also definition of CUNT.

Look at that cunt/bobby hardnut/scumboloid - what's he doing with that jesus bird?

by Jimothy April 7, 2003

Scumboloid

no brainers from hayes/uxbridge - comprising 90% of local population - identifiable via tribal grade 1 all over, with warlord sovereigns (1/2 sovereigns for juniors) and ear studs. Mostly called Dave but a variety of named species exist. Staple diet of Lager and drugs.

This pub is full of scumboloids again.

by Holmes Place April 7, 2003

scumboogie

A dumb ho. A ho that is willing to do anything for a group of guys. A ho you could talk into doing anything.

I found a scumboogie last night willing to let my boys and I run a train on her.

by dadfs December 25, 2007

scumbagilly

verb.When someone does something in a scummy way.

Mohamed:OH my god a nice hotdog on the floor,i must eat it!
Lucifer:EEWWWWWWW don't eat it your so scumbagilly!!!!

by Lucifer's mom March 9, 2009

scumbolic

dirty, slimy, caked with limescale and/or soap scum, slovenly, untidy

The toilet on the train was scumbolic.

by duosayso July 29, 2009

scumberbun

Another name for the belly button because it's a trap for an assortment of nasty shit like semen, lint, crumbs, etc.

Hey look, I found a pretzel and some cheddar cheese in my scumberbun!

by -HEF2- November 4, 2009

Scumpoof

Scumpoof is derived from the word scumbag and poof. A scumpoof is a gay scumbag! Originated from a gay forum user called scumbag on Pattaya Forums.

You are a right scumpoof you wont even cheat on your girlfriend!

by LaaMok September 25, 2009