A amazing guys with super ripped abs and will make u laugh nonstop and who will text you good morning and goodnight texts. His family are really nice to you and his sister will always tease him about girls and it will make him blush. Not a lot of girls like him because they think he is gay mostly because of his tictocs and anime addiction
by Baddie2019 September 17, 2019
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Everybody pretends to like him but secretly they hope he eats a cabbage. Man those thing are disgusting.
Everybody pretends to like him but secretly they hope he eats a cabbage. Man those thing are disgusting.
by Excited duck February 12, 2019
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A stupid jerk who doesn't deserve beautiful amazing girls. He has a very dirty mind and is very annoying. So many people hate him. Robert is very ugly and thinks he's the funniest person on the earth(yet he's not). He always has his ways to make a situation worse. Oh and he's a dumb az and an azhole.
by How it going??? March 14, 2019
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Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
by sophielikesbobby April 28, 2019
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by Lucci07 August 6, 2019
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"funny"
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"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022
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