munchy puppy

The act of filling a girls vagina with peanut butter and letting a day lick it out. Usually done with a dog who hasn't eaten in a day or two. This can be done with Nutella and marshmallow whip too.

Man, I was so tired last time I have my girl a munchy puppy. She never even knew I wasn't doing it.

by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022

Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine

Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines

by Santiloo May 28, 2023

puppy nelson

to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up

You see that girl im fixing to puppy nelson the piss out of her

by bjrebel March 8, 2014

Milk Puppies

Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.

Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.

by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017

Puppy love

The love of an adolescent
Aka Young love, first love, calf love, Innocent love, crush, child's play, and or Infactuation

My puppy love lasted one year with a boy named Shocker

by 459395 June 25, 2023

Puppy

A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.

Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*

by LovelyBandito November 26, 2021