saudi pro league

the worst league in the world
cr7 hyped it all up

p1: yo u watch the saudi pro league
p2: hell naw

by roshasdefinitions May 13, 2024

Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trash

are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trash spider

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Pro Jackass

Person who executes the dumbest actions with such proficiency, observers are frozen in awe and are unable to reproduce such actions without extensive practice or training.

Turning the the wrong way on to a "One Way" street, on the phone and cursing the folks who got it right. That's a Pro Jackass, you can't be that dumb without practice and dedication.

by TZA_Unlimited May 12, 2011

Choice Pro

A person who has exercised their right to choose abortion enough times to be considered a true expert.

If you need to reach out to someone to guide you through your clinic visit, try Elma, she is a real Choice Pro.

by Don't use your real name.your July 12, 2023

Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”

by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023

Pro-simp

When a student is in an exceptionally hard or unfair class, and they start defending the teacher's actions and cruelties.

Kim would not stop pro-simping for the database professor.

by Professor Simp October 24, 2020

Go pro

A word to describe your way of doing things in which you try to do it as hard as possible

I haven't played that game in a while, it's go pro time

by Ooogha booogha February 9, 2019